HELL

I've always wanted to open a restaurant. haha
yea. and i wanted to open a ferris wheel restaurant, but sadly, how is it possible? haha

anyway, i've come up with a better idea!

I will open a theme restaurant cum bar.

the restaurant will change its theme like every 3 months.
and i thought of 1 theme already!


which is "HELL"

when u are pissed at your friend or girl friend or boyfriend,

and they asked you where do you want to eat,

you can now nicely say

Go to Hell. :)

basically, the whole place will be like dark and with red, hot flames all over, like yah. hell.
then when you enter, the hot waiters will like say, WELCOME TO HELL.
the waiters will be in red trunks carrying the devil that stick. haha.
then the tables and chairs will be like woohoo.
and the chairs will have like this fake fire burning. occasionally spurting out "smoke"/ dry ice.
then the food will be like named like all the hell food lah

like

BLOODY HELL
HELL-O
HELL-YES
HELL-NO
WHAT DA HELL

and so on.

and of course, the food will look hellish.

and there'll be this surprise dish called
what the hell am i eating. whereby it's a random food of the day.

and ya, if customers come dressed in the theme, they will get discounts, etc.

we'll also have people to dress up as monsters to scare people. wow right?

and after 3 months of hell,
we'll have a party to 'commemorate'.
and the next day will be like

Hell, it's over.
then another theme. woohoo right?


OH WELL. but
i am only thinking of doing it. no capital.
no money. no nothing. oh well.